A classmate sent me this video today. It doesn’t have much academic value, but gives you and your students something to laugh about together. Enjoy!
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Just bumped into this fantastic site! Basically Classroom Chuckles is a place to read, post, and rate all the funny moments in your and others’ classrooms.
Some of my favorites:
Yesterday we were learning about our country. At the start of the lesson I showed the class a picture of the American Flag and asked, “What flag is this?” One of my students said “That’s our country’s flag.” Then I said, “And what is the name of our country?” The student replied, “Tis of thee!”
Word got around that one of my students would be out because he had the chicken pox. One student raised his hand and said he had to go to the nurse. When I asked why he said “Because I have goose bumps!”
Today I asked my class what they expected from life. One student said, “You color for a while, then you die.”
Loving that there’s a place for teachers and other school-based faculty to go and “chuckle” together!
I saw this on Monday’s episode of The Big Bang Theory and it made me laugh so much I had to share:
“I’ve had a great run in both professional motocross and Supercross, but the more I learn about kinetic energy, momentum, and ballistics, I’m beginning to think I’ve had a pretty good run of luck.”
*Note: The Onion is almost completely satire and to be taken with a grain of salt!
And from physlink.com, some funny jokes:
“At the physics exam: ‘Describe the universe in 200 words and give three examples.”
“A student recognizes Einstein in a train and asks: Excuse me, professor, but does New York stop by this train?”
And I always laugh at Addams Family Values when Wednesday and Pugsley are standing on the roof, asking the all important question, “Which will hit the ground first, the baby or the bowling ball?”
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Two atoms were walking across a road when one of them said, “I think I lost an electron!” “Really!” the other replied, “Are you sure?” “Yes, I ‘m absolutely positive!”